I blame Disney.

It is a PTERODACTYL.

Pterodactyls were dinosaurs, which were REPTILES.*

WHY is the “artist’s rendering” DISTINCTLY FURRY?

What ARE they teaching them in these schools, dammit?

And dude, how awesome would it be to have a tiny pterodactyl of one’s very own? A tpersonal pterodactyl, if you will? I move we redirect all current bioengineering resources to this vital project.

Note: tpersonal pterodactyls should be available in pink.

*As I think I have previously mentioned, throughout my childhood, my parents mocked me relentlessly for saying “rep-TILE.” “Crawl on your belly like a REP-TILE!” they would cackle, insinuating that I was talking like hillfolk. To this day, I say “REP-tull,” which causes virtually everyone else to mock me relentlessly, but I cannot overcome my childhood conditioning.

7 Responses to “I blame Disney.”

  1. hugh says:

    Have you read the Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde? I’m a big proponent of the unextinction movement. Then I would have a tiny pterodactyl and an ewok! (Yes, ewoks are not technically extinct, rather having never existed, but I’m sure we can work around that in the future).

  2. Dad says:

    I hate to spoil a perfectly good rant, but at least some pterosaurs had what appears to be a hair-like covering on their skin — Sordes pilosus most notably. People think it’s an example of convergent evolution, as they pretty clearly weren’t closely related to mammals.

    In any case, there’s really no such thing as a “reptile.” Unless you want to include birds as reptiles too.

  3. Dad says:

    And your cats would eat a tpink pterodactyl.

  4. robin hankinson says:

    I left you a comment on LiveJournal, which Dad says you’ll never notice, so I’ll repeat it here:

    A lot of recent research on dinosaurs suggests that they may have been less reptilian than previously thought. And I don’t think that the pterosaurs are, in fact, considered to be dinosaurs. But I don’t follow things the way I used to, when I aspired to be a paleontologist

  5. kicking_k says:

    Unextinction? Bring back the pygmy elephant and the recently discovered guinea-pig the size of a bull, I say.

    The pygmy elephants can be pink, if you like. That would be appropriate.

  6. Matt says:

    Some of the dinosaurs also developed fur-like feathers. You need to watch Walking With Dinosaurs. :p

  7. Shelia says:

    Actually, they were not dinosaurs. Prehistoric creatures yes, but they have never actually been classified as dinosaurs. No dinosaurs flew.

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