celebrity make-out dreams
Monday, August 29th, 2005Yesterday I saw a news story about how redheads are apparently more susceptible to skin cancer than other people, even other fair-skinned people, because of some difference in their melatonin.
Last night I dreamed that, while making out with Neil Patrick Harris, I was desperately trying to think of a delicate way to explain to him that our children would be incredibly high risk for skin cancer.
And apparently Gwen dreamed that she made out with Steven Colbert from The Daily Show; I guess it was just a big night for celebrity make-out dreams.
I’m wondering if freckles might be as good a predictor for this susceptibility as redheadedness, since they both come in degrees and while I am not MUCH of a redhead, my hair does have some red tones, as does the hair of my sisters. And redheads, among the fair-skinned, tend to freckle the most. And I definitely freckle.
So yeah, I’m doomed. And should not reproduce with Neil Patrick Harris. Although now I’m looking him up on the IMDB and I’m not even sure he IS a redhead. Strawberry blonde, maybe?